Monday, November 8, 2010

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li


K K is Chun Li
Kills Bison with Hadouken
Can't get any worse


KK is Kristen Kruek

Megamind


Bad REALLY kills good
Megamind makes new hero,
beats him to win hearts.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Sherlock Holmes (2009)


Mr. Holmes is precise
Finds plot to nuke Parliment
A legend remade

Holes


Bad kids dig up holes
Adults looking for treasure.
Onions are alright.

The Rocketeer


Boy wants to fly plane
Turns out Hughes made a jet pack
Nazi plot is foiled.

Spider-Man 3


Two bad guys this time.
You're your own worst enemy
Spidey sort of wins

Spider-Man 2


Doc Ock: good gone bad.
Tries to hold the sun in hand
Has to die to win

MJ sees Pete's face
Spidey saves the day again
Go git em' Tiger

(This movie was complex enough to deserve two)

Spider-Man


Being Peter's hard.
Spidey fights his best friend's dad.
Cursed with cool powers.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete


Didn't we see this?
oh wait, now there's blood and dust.
Aeris cheats to win.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children


Cloud is back again
Sephiroth is too, they fight
Aeris cheats to win.

Fanboys


Cancer kid's dying,
sees Star Wars before he dies.
Turns out, movie sucked.

Iron Man 2


Russian man is pissed
tries to end Stark Industries.
Tony wins with friends.

Iron Man


Stark is Iron Man
Obie tries to kill him twice
Hero goes public

District 9


Slum full of ETs
Wilkus tries to evict them
now he's alien

Despicable Me


Vector outdoes Gru
Gru and Minions steal the moon.
Girls help Gru be good

Coraline


Girl moves to new house
she finds a new dimension.
Real life is the best.

Blade Runner


Man kills Replicants.
He will test them, then give chase.
Is he one of them?

City of Ember


People are repressed
City sealed up underground
Turns out its okay

Gone in 60 Seconds


Man likes to steal cars
Bro kidnapped, forced to steal cars
Murder kidnapper.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


Indy's dad is Bond.
Race Nazis to Holy Grail.
Ride into sunset.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


Sankara stones gone
Jones breaks into devil cult
Indy saves the kids.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark


Indiana Jones
Nazis took the Covenant
Indy saves the Ark

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith


Boy gets girl pregnant
Yoda fights the Emperor
Jedi genocide

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones


Jedi mystery
Anakin in love with Queen.
Lightsaber battle

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace


Kid flies pod racer.
He saves queen and kills robots.
Maul kills Qui-Gon Jin

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi


Ackbar: Its a trap!
Rebels befriend the Ewoks.
Jedi win, Sith die.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back


Dark times have fallen.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Fett takes Han Solo

Star Wars: A New Hope


Young Luke Skywalker
comes from a desert farm to
save the galaxy.