Monday, November 8, 2010

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

K K is Chun Li
Kills Bison with Hadouken
Can't get any worse

KK is Kristen Kruek


Bad REALLY kills good
Megamind makes new hero,
beats him to win hearts.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Mr. Holmes is precise
Finds plot to nuke Parliment
A legend remade


Bad kids dig up holes
Adults looking for treasure.
Onions are alright.

The Rocketeer

Boy wants to fly plane
Turns out Hughes made a jet pack
Nazi plot is foiled.

Spider-Man 3

Two bad guys this time.
You're your own worst enemy
Spidey sort of wins

Spider-Man 2

Doc Ock: good gone bad.
Tries to hold the sun in hand
Has to die to win

MJ sees Pete's face
Spidey saves the day again
Go git em' Tiger

(This movie was complex enough to deserve two)