Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

K K is Chun Li
Kills Bison with Hadouken
Can't get any worse


KK is Kristen Kruek

Megamind

Bad REALLY kills good
Megamind makes new hero,
beats him to win hearts.

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Mr. Holmes is precise
Finds plot to nuke Parliment
A legend remade

Holes

Bad kids dig up holes
Adults looking for treasure.
Onions are alright.

The Rocketeer

Boy wants to fly plane
Turns out Hughes made a jet pack
Nazi plot is foiled.

Spider-Man 3

Two bad guys this time.
You're your own worst enemy
Spidey sort of wins

Spider-Man 2

Doc Ock: good gone bad.
Tries to hold the sun in hand
Has to die to win

MJ sees Pete's face
Spidey saves the day again
Go git em' Tiger

(This movie was complex enough to deserve two)

Spider-Man

Being Peter's hard.
Spidey fights his best friend's dad.
Cursed with cool powers.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete

Didn't we see this?
oh wait, now there's blood and dust.
Aeris cheats to win.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

Cloud is back again
Sephiroth is too, they fight
Aeris cheats to win.

Fanboys

Cancer kid's dying,
sees Star Wars before he dies.
Turns out, movie sucked.

Iron Man 2

Russian man is pissed
tries to end Stark Industries.
Tony wins with friends.

Iron Man

Stark is Iron Man
Obie tries to kill him twice
Hero goes public

District 9

Slum full of ETs
Wilkus tries to evict them
now he's alien

Despicable Me

Vector outdoes Gru
Gru and Minions steal the moon.
Girls help Gru be good

Coraline

Girl moves to new house
she finds a new dimension.
Real life is the best.

Blade Runner

Man kills Replicants.
He will test them, then give chase.
Is he one of them?

City of Ember

People are repressed
City sealed up underground
Turns out its okay

Gone in 60 Seconds

Man likes to steal cars
Bro kidnapped, forced to steal cars
Murder kidnapper.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indy's dad is Bond.
Race Nazis to Holy Grail.
Ride into sunset.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Sankara stones gone
Jones breaks into devil cult
Indy saves the kids.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones
Nazis took the Covenant
Indy saves the Ark

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Boy gets girl pregnant
Yoda fights the Emperor
Jedi genocide

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

Jedi mystery
Anakin in love with Queen.
Lightsaber battle

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Kid flies pod racer.
He saves queen and kills robots.
Maul kills Qui-Gon Jin

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Ackbar: Its a trap!
Rebels befriend the Ewoks.
Jedi win, Sith die.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Dark times have fallen.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Fett takes Han Solo

Star Wars: A New Hope

Young Luke Skywalker
comes from a desert farm to
save the galaxy.