Haiku Movie Spoilers: Sci Fi

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Monday, November 8, 2010

Bad REALLY kills good
Megamind makes new hero,
beats him to win hearts.

Being Peter's hard.
Spidey fights his best friend's dad.
Cursed with cool powers.

Didn't we see this?
oh wait, now there's blood and dust.
Aeris cheats to win.

Cloud is back again
Sephiroth is too, they fight
Aeris cheats to win.

Cancer kid's dying,
sees Star Wars before he dies.
Turns out, movie sucked.

Russian man is pissed
tries to end Stark Industries.
Tony wins with friends.

Stark is Iron Man
Obie tries to kill him twice
Hero goes public

Slum full of ETs
Wilkus tries to evict them
now he's alien

Vector outdoes Gru
Gru and Minions steal the moon.
Girls help Gru be good

Girl moves to new house
she finds a new dimension.
Real life is the best.

Man kills Replicants.
He will test them, then give chase.
Is he one of them?

Boy gets girl pregnant
Yoda fights the Emperor
Jedi genocide

Jedi mystery
Anakin in love with Queen.
Lightsaber battle

Kid flies pod racer.
He saves queen and kills robots.
Maul kills Qui-Gon Jin

Ackbar: Its a trap!
Rebels befriend the Ewoks.
Jedi win, Sith die.

Dark times have fallen.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Fett takes Han Solo

Young Luke Skywalker
comes from a desert farm to
save the galaxy.