Cancer kid's dying,
sees Star Wars before he dies.
Turns out, movie sucked.
Boy gets girl pregnant
Yoda fights the Emperor
Jedi genocide
Jedi mystery
Anakin in love with Queen.
Lightsaber battle
Kid flies pod racer.
He saves queen and kills robots.
Maul kills Qui-Gon Jin
Ackbar: Its a trap!
Rebels befriend the Ewoks.
Jedi win, Sith die.
Dark times have fallen.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Fett takes Han Solo
Young Luke Skywalker
comes from a desert farm to
save the galaxy.