Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Wars. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Fanboys


Cancer kid's dying,
sees Star Wars before he dies.
Turns out, movie sucked.

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith


Boy gets girl pregnant
Yoda fights the Emperor
Jedi genocide

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones


Jedi mystery
Anakin in love with Queen.
Lightsaber battle

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace


Kid flies pod racer.
He saves queen and kills robots.
Maul kills Qui-Gon Jin

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi


Ackbar: Its a trap!
Rebels befriend the Ewoks.
Jedi win, Sith die.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back


Dark times have fallen.
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Fett takes Han Solo

Star Wars: A New Hope


Young Luke Skywalker
comes from a desert farm to
save the galaxy.